Total Medals Earned: 978 (From 160 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,100 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 8/14 (140/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Beat story mode.
Get a 20+ combo.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (35/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Be a perfect survivor!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/295 points)
Make it through a purple gate just as it's closing
Die 50 times
On 'Difficulty Increased' level, fall out of the purple gate instead of walk.
Complete the game
Rotate the screen 500 times
Complete the game without dying
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/120 points)
Shoot to Slender
Your face is better now
Found your weapon
Only 4 times more
Kill Slender
Use only 8 bullets to kill Slender
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (95/165 points)
Hands game unlocked
Invaders game unlocked
Cannon game unlocked
Balance game unlocked
Bounce game unlocked
Flags game unlocked
Run game unlocked
Drive game unlocked
Math game unlocked
Mouse game unlocked
Medals Earned: 6/7 (110/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
